Thursday, June 16, 2011

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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

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Sunday, May 29, 2011

Reality Show Bonanza!

SERIOUSLY - there are about 5 billion reality shows about absolutely everything (or NOTHING - when you think about it) these days...

- Shows about whiny teenagers (The Hills, Laguna Beach, 16 and Pregnant, etc -- all MTV shows?)
- Shows about people losing weight (Biggest Loser, Work out, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, etc)
- Shows about people finding love (Bachelor, Bachelorette, Love in the Wild, etc)
- Shows about people risking their lives by performing ridiculous stunts (Big Brother, Survivor, etc)
- Shows about being stranded on deserted islands (Same as above + more)
- Shows about being rich (Real Housewives...)
- Shows about plastic surgery (Real Housewives...)
- Shows about celebrity lives (Um, really Paris, another show coming out about your life? The Simple Life was pretty hysterical - but I think Nicole is what made it funny... OKAY FINE I will watch an episode only because you told me I was really pretty when I met you!)
- Shows about.... yeah you get it!

Well yesterday I went hiking in Malibu with a guided tour (HIKES & BIKES LA)... and well, we (my mother and I... and of course the guide) were filmed for a reality show. Ha! Really, a reality show about hiking?

Actually, I am not entirely sure the show was 100% hiking cause that would be more dull than staring at a pile of shit... I actually think the show has something to do with starting a new company and wanting it to EXPLODE into the next "big thing" in outdoor sports and what not.

Any ways, it was fun filming, I was totally down with it (because I secretly want a reality show all to myself! ha ha ha ha) and I totally whooped my mom's ass (and this other dude... yeah, just envision another dude... you get it) when we had to climb up this FEROCIOUS sand dune five times. BOOO YA - My cardio for 2 hours a day comes in handy!! Screw all of you who think I am a complete nut job -HA HA, just kidding - cause I totally am!

So when will this be airing and on what network? Well apparently it will be on BRAVO this FALL but I will certainly keep you posted as the air date nears....

Hm, could I put this on my resume as experience? ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011


So random things get thrown around my head constantly.... Here goes.

- You should really stop eating tin foil GiGi, even if it tastes delicious. Iron!
- I really do like when it is cloudy and rains outside because I don't feel guilty for being inside.
- Kinda sad about that Panda dying... it was 35 years old though, wonder how many years that is in Panda?
- I wish that damn check I got yesterday from the Jewish Foundation in San Francisco yesterday for $2,800 was real.
- If only it were that easy to get paid.
- My tea is freaking delicious right now, but definitely NOT as good as White Chocolate Kisses.
- I should brush my teeth again. I love the minty feeling.
- My damn laundry machine is so loud and takes for ever.
- Mt. Everest and K2 are slowly eroding (ha! I only know what that means!)
- My mom is coming to visit in a week, woo woo!
- Oh I cannot wait for Thanksgiving, TURKEY!
- Speaking of Turkey, last year at this time my family and I were GOING TO TURKEY (the country)
- I want to chew a piece of gum.
- Why in the world is my WORDS WITH FRIENDS game so dead today?
- Arnold S. is a man slut
- Who isn't a man slut these days? Answer me that!
- I have no desire to go to the beach right now - well not shit, it's raining.
- Sharks are freaking terrifying!
- Yeah, that's why I am scared of water.... I do shower however.
- I wonder what time it is in Mozambique right now
- Dammit, I wanna ride a giraffe.
- I also want to tame hippos and form a traveling circus.
- Wait, no I don't.


Friday, May 13, 2011

The Great Rift Valley in the US

So the other day I was looking in the mirror (wait, I do that everyday, duh!) and I couldn't help but notice this SEXY... yes very sexy wrinkle on my forehead. Just popped in to say "hey!"

But wait, it's not leaving, so yeah, it has taken up residence... it now no longer looks sexy.

Considering I want to get into TV hosting and be plastered (ha, nice verb for the subject matter, right?) on posters, magazine, TV screens, etc (yeah, I know airbrushing can take care of this effing Great Rift Valley on my forehead) I thought... "hm, what about botox? I mean I am almost 24... and starlets these days are getting it done as young as age 14," yeah I am looking at you... Hillary Duff - I know your secrets!

I explained my "FIASCO" to my mother but she of course told me to wait... she hasn't seen me in almost 5 months so really she has no idea how much this bad boy (I would spank you if I could?) has grown.

But how on earth can I wait now after reading that a damn EIGHT YEAR OLD had botox!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That's just ridiculous, I AM SORRY... Actually no, I am not sorry because blimey (dipping into some British lingo, yes) that is just preposterous! (ha ha, had to continue). Apparently we are never too young to mess with our looks although this story has made me come to the conclusion that I don't want to alter my face. I happen to like my nose. Ha.

I have to be frank though... I have actually never really had the desire to EVER get botox, it was more of a joke than anything... I mean when the time comes MAYBE but right now, nah, gotta flaunt what I have got... and I mean, I have ALWAYS wanted to go to Africa, so having a little bit of it on my forehead is almost as if I am there (when I close my eyes I see Rafiki and Mufasa!).

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mommy Shout Out!

This day is a little sad.

I haven't seen my mom since early January. This is the l o n g e s t I have gone without seeing her. Luckily she will be visiting me at the end of the month (although she is coming to help me with as I get a very invasive procedure done where I need to get DRUGGED - so that is not exactly the most fun time to spend with her, ha ha) but I cannot help but feel a TAD bit sad today as everyone else is eating brunch/lunch/dinner with their mothers... or are doing other fun activities.

My day with my mom will come though!

I love you so much mom. I could seriously ramble on and on about why I love you so very much. I mean, you gave me life, you tell me like it is (no sugar coating), you listen to everything I say and offer advice, yadda, yadda (my mom doesn't read this blog so really I am just writing this to remind myself, ha ha, and really I can just talk to myself). Pretty much what I want to say is...


I will try my hardest to make you proud of me.

MiMi, Je t'adore! (MiMi is my grandmother, whom I actually JUST CALLED - go me! PS: She is French... wait, my whole family is... but I am always reminded when I talk to her or my grandfather because they still have VERY thick accents even though they moved to the states... uh, a long ass time ago. More power to them. If anything I am just jealous.)

Don't forget to treat your mother with complete and utter respect today!

Wait... you should be doing that every single day!

**Oh and to all my aunts and female cousins who have children: happy mother's day to you as well!

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Car Dance


*Disclaimer: If you are not a fan of loud music, high energy, techno type music, Ford Explorers and a chick making a fool of herself, then do not watch these movies. Also, no one was hurt in the making of these films (I didn't even strain my neck or anything!)

I am sorry but I have to occupy myself SOME HOW when I am driving through massive amounts of traffic!

*Armen, mid way through video # 2 I remembered your tip of turning the phone horizontal! ha ha, WHOOPS! 

Friday, May 6, 2011

An Ode To Billy Madison

*Disclaimer: I do drop the F-Bomb! My bad... It's just part of the daily vocab!

*PS: To Armen, I promise I will NEVER EVER EVER make videos like this again! ha ha ha ha... AKA: I will flip my phone vertical so there will be no more BLACK!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Freakin' HOT... both me & LA (ha!)

Wo Wo! I love the damn iPhone! My first of MANY videos to come... all of me complaining I am sure, ha!

**And NO: I AM NOT NAKED! I am wearing a strapless shirt!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Hosting Class Tonight

Psyching myself up for my first hosting class tonight! It's time to MOLD MYSELF into the host I want to be! Who would have though hosting isn't just some innate ability people are born with (you'd be surprised!)??

So... bring it on Marki Costello hosting class, bring it. Ha Ha.

I will keep you ALL posted on how this training goes! It could be awesome or it could suck more than getting a root canal but regardless it will be an experience!

Oh shit... is this class going to be worse than a tornado?!


So this might sound gross (but I don't effin' care)... and I promise I am going to take a shower after I write this post (mmm, shower!), but I haven't washed my hair since... FRIDAY! Now doesn't that sound delicious! I read somewhere that it's good not to wash your hair every day so yea, that's my excuse!

My hair is pretty gnarley right now though, oily and shit... probably could be formed into any of these crazy (and SEXY might I add?) dos!!

 (Rudolph comes early this year!)
 (Celebrating the fact that I am getting a new puppy!)

 (Hey, I am still a Wyoming girl at heart - perhaps if I encountered a bear she/he would think I were its cub!)

 (I no longer need to go on my African safari!)

 (Is that a Walrus... Sea Otter, Sabertooth tiger? Why haven't runway models been sporting this look?)
 (That do sort of looks like... fill in the blank! ha ha ha!)

(Holy Shit, best look ever! Giraffe's effin' rock! Emily & I would rock these bad boys every day!)

You know what? Now that I look at these, eff taking a shower. I am going to mold my slick hair into one of these ferocious animals! Which one should I rock?!?! Which one would YOU want to sport?

Sunday, May 1, 2011

"Never" Felt Worse

(When I went to Santa Monica I got my portrait drawn!)

Yup. I am sitting here mid-day in my apartment wrapped in about 4 soft as mink fir (mmm, mink fir) blankets watching TV as the sun shines outside and makes all the sexy bodies (and um, not so sexy... I am talking to you purple speedo!) laying out at the pool tan...

Still sick.
Earlier I was thinking, "ugh I have never felt worse" but WTF am I thinking, of course I have felt worse. It's funny when we all get sick. We all finally think in the NOW and think about how crappy we feel (without remembering what prior sicknesses were like).

All I know is that after I said, "ew I have never felt worse" I definitely retracted that statement because shit, I certainly HAVE! I mean, hello cecal volvulus!

So now I am going to think... just another cold. It will go soon enough and I will be back to normal. But for now, I am going to go back to my TV watching (GASP - I don't DO THIS DURING THE DAY!!!) and oh baby, it's getting sexy on screen, clothes are coming off... and NO I am not watching porn!

GiGi, PRETEND that it's pouring outside... maybe a blizzard. Yeah, in LA - sweet.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Love/Hate The $ Store

As I was driving to work, trying to hold in the 247823468236483 sneeze of the morning it hit me... I know EXACTLY where this cold came from....

It happened a few days ago, I decided to venture into unknown waters, wanting to see what a whole new world was like, after all I do love exploring... So I hit up... wait for it... the Dollar Store! Sick Business, right? (okay, okay, it's no crazy jungle like the Amazon Rainforest, but still... there were all walks of life in this place!)

So yeah, the second I parked in the lot, I knew this was going to be a crazy experience and really, crazy is a calm word to use for the mass crowds running around the store as if they were all stocking their bomb shelters for fear that a bomb were to hit at any second (oh shit, did I just jinx something?)...

As for myself, I mosied along the aisles taking in the sights of brand name products being sold at one FLIPPING dollar! How on earth is this possible? It doesn't make any sense... and why don't more people shop at these stores. Actually I take that back, I really don't need to have a stampede of people coming at me as I pick up the *gasp* last extra large, vanilla scented body lotion the store has... I just want to shop with peace.

During my little wandering spree (Oh Emily, how I wish you were there with me), I couldn't help but have a thought in the back of my mind... that the store was filthy. Every thing that I touched, I knew I was introducing some sort of bacteria onto my body... but I just couldn't care enough because I mean... Tide, Colgate, Tresemee, Earth Bound Organics... ALL AT ONE DOLLAR - Screw the germs, I am going in!

I walked out of that store... $8 down on two dish soap bottles, a few energy drinks (guilty pleasure), a cute little fake flower arrangment, hand soap and body wash. Eight bucks, really?!?!?! Little did I know, I picked up one other thing on the way out too... this ridiculous head cold I now have.

So the moral of this story? Screw it, go in for the "kill" save yourself a few bucks and purchase all your necessities at a dollar store, BUT beware!!! You might want to pick up some cold medication when you're there too...

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Eating out

It's almost time to stuff my face just as much as this girl!

Seriously, I can eat this chick under the table!

OH BOY did that sound wrong or what! Honest, I am no rug muncher, I just munch FOOD and lots of it!

The reason why I am bring it up? Because my dad flew into LA yesterday evening so that he could have dinner with me tonight! Obviously my love for food and eating is genetic, ha ha.

Although... in terms of how much I eat, that's just me because I constantly amaze my parents about how much I stuff in my face. Oh but they're not the only ones who are in awe as I eat my 5th pound of salmon... or my ninth bucket (and I am talking horse feed bucket) filled with spinach!

Every single time I go out to eat I always ask the server how much will be served in the main dish and he or she always cocks their head and says, "oh don't worry, there will certainly be enough for you". Yes, I understand that I might look like a little girl, but check out my mouth, it's huge! (I can stick my fist in it, wo wo)...

Oh and you wanna know what happens when my entree gets to the table? I look at it a little disappointed because it's really a measly portion... wolf it and order a second one for dessert... I limit myself to two meals though because my wallet doesn't exactly have as big of an appetite as I do.

What I love is that my dad is obsessed with food and willing to shell out the big bucks so as to please my tummy... and tonight certainly won't disappoint.

Oh all you fishies out there... I hope your shaking in your... scales? You should be more terrified of me than a damn shark, I am telling you!


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Wolfie Wasn't Made to Pole Dance

No, Wolfie really wasn't made to pole dance and actually... he wasn't made to do anything in the exotic dancing department.

Wolfie is from a small town in Wyoming and his dream was to travel all around the west coast exploring and his dream did come true earlier this year... Colorado, Montana, Idaho, Utah, Nevada, New Mexico and then California.

Unfortunately since landing in LA, he's only been traveling in a 10 mile radius and doesn't want to go any further because the traffic is quite intimidating and daunting at times. At the same time, he doesn't want to go home either because his neighbors encroach on his territory ALL THE TIME and they're not exactly the friendliest... ("Damn cab ass sticking out" - this is how Wolfie describes his neighbors)!

He knows that if he doesn't get out though he is just going to wind up pole dancing for the rest of his life because he doesn't think he is good enough to pursue anything else. (And getting a job in something more legit is rather difficult).

It's a little bit sad but at the same time I am not exactly telling him to do something different because I happen to really love LA and don't plan on leaving for quite some time.

I guess he is just going to have to suck it up... be the BEST DAMN POLE DANCER YOU CAN BE WOLFIE... I mean, common now, you already have the perfect name for the job!

Oh and by the way... Wolfie is my car and has been molested by all the ridiculous poles in parking lots, garages, etc around LA. Tee He He!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

GiGi Sandwich

I am exhausted today (actually that's probably a lie, I have been more exhausted before... I think I am just kind of bored)... regardless this causes my brain to cloud over and have a bit of writers block in terms of me writing a post. All I am thinking about is crawling back into bed...

Would you like fries with that nap?

Hm, if I were a deli meat... I wonder what I would be?! What would you be?

Monday, April 25, 2011


I just looked down at this piece of paper and it said "rocking"... While that is a staple word in my vocabulary I couldn't help but think about all things that have come to mind when I think about rocking... so here goes.

- Rocking Chair
- Rocks
- Boulders
- Sail Boats
- Titanic
- Partying
- Elephants (not Easter elephant though)
- Pebbles
- Supporting (wearing)
- Rocky Mountains
- Rock Climbing
- White Water Rafting
- Bum Lip
- Crows (the Aesop fable with the pebbles and the water!)
- Bling Bling
- Rocket

Now when I voiced this word to the crowd... here are some words that came to their mind:
- Horse
- Dancing
- Concert
- Chair/Rocking Chair
- Bye Baby
- Bodies
- Back & Forth
- Dementia
- Socks
- Dreidel

And what did GOOGLE think of when I asked him what he thinks of when he thinks of rocking?

What do you think of? Let me know!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Easter Elephant!

So I went to the ZOO today and look at what I found?

His dream has always been to become an Easter Elephant. Looks like he is headed in that direction!

Would you eat his trunk first?

I wonder why his mouth is open...

Disclaimer: I didn't actually go to the ZOO today, FYI... Closed for Easter, who knew the animals celebrated this holiday!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Dancing Chihuahuas

I was driving around earlier today and at an intersection I saw two Chihuahuas and some other mangy mutt going to TOWN... and actually thought to myself (while hysterically laughing considering I grew up and still own a few German Shepherds)... "cat fight"? Then I thought... I wonder what those little rats are THINKING right now.

Dog on Left: I want a dog biscuit... I need a dog biscuit... I am going through withdrawal!
Dog on Right: Holy shit, you look like a possessed Easter Bunny.

See asshole, we're not meant to wear clothes!

I am going to kung-fu the next Doberman that tries to eat me.
Bondage puppy?

Do I look like I would be able to save someone from a burning building? In about 5 seconds I am going to rip this FLIPPING RIDICULOUS outfit off and shove it down your throat... 5...4...

DOG ON LEFT: Aw man, get the hell off of me, you smell like the shit I took earlier today.
DOG ON RIGHT: I want pancakes.


That's right, you only wish you had as nice of a head of hair as I do. Oh wait, you do... since I stole it from your bedroom.

If this doesn't scare away all the bullies at the dog park, I am going to become a cat and stay inside forever.


Seriously... I AM NO GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY!!!!! And all it's advancements are just moving too damn fast for me!

Oh and what's worst is that I am COMPLETELY obsessed with it so when shit hits the fan (ie: something doesn't work)... I have a slight (yeah right, more like BALLS TO THE WALLS) panic attack!

Obviously my internet is working right now because I am... (AHEM) on the damn computer right (almost types WRITE... sweet) now, but it wasn't earlier and I was THISCLOSE to throwing my computer out the window and marching my ass on over to where ever Time Warner Cable's main HUB is and giving them a piece of my fed-up-bitchy mind! (I have a feeling they would say, "please wait in line" which makes NO SENSE considering they seem to have ALL THE FREE TIME IN THE WORLD TO CALL ME AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMES, don't ask, TRYING TO CONVINCE ME I NEED A SECOND LAND LINE PHONE NUMBER EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE EVEN ONE TO BEGIN WITH!)

When shit doesn't go the way I want it, I get angry! ha ha, but then again who doesn't?

I remember when I poured tea all over my computer and it's screen turned black. I fell to the floor in tears like one of my family members had passed away! Seriously, Niagara Falls was coming out of my face! So sad, but honestly, these days our entire lives are on our computers, blackberrys, iphones (my god, I am ridiculous I initially wrote EYE phone... it's obviously Saturday), etc and if our technology breaks, we are completely disconnected to the life around us!

The other day I was reading a forwarded e-mail about someone's blackberry not working and there must have been about 20 responses to aid her in her pursuit to "cure" her blackberry! (I wonder if there will ever be a phone created and called... Banana)

See, everyone is obsessed (PHEW - I am not the only one)... I am pretty sure you have ALL had your technology freak outs, so DON'T YOU DARE think I am a "freak" for crying when I essentially murdered my computer and for my tiny panic attack this morning!

Friday, April 22, 2011

My thoughts on LiLo

Lindsey Lohan is a BUFFOON.

Yup, I said it.

Tuna Fish Salad

What's that smell wafting through my nose right now... is it tuna salad, heavy on the mayo?...

Yes, yes, I do believe that's what it is. Well I cannot say I am enjoying that stench mixed with burnt coffee considering it's 10:30 a.m. but it does bring back memories...

When I was in 4th grade my mom thought she was trying to be nice by packing me lunch for school every day, little did she know she was actually torturing me worse than the torture that goes down in prison cells.

My mom would pack me... EZEKIEL BAGELS smeared with tuna and gross mayonnaise (not even the full fat kind, WTF). When I brought that brown bag of "humiliation" to school with me, I always set it far from my belongings because I didn't want ANYONE to know it was mine... but of course, they would find out sooner or later when I toted the bag (that was starting to leak tuna juices) with me to the cafeteria.

**Curious about the taste? Smear cardboard with mayonnaise - let me know how that goes!

Now while I hate wasting food, I certainly wasn't about to be caught DEAD eating that damn bagel. I mean common, tuna on a gross sprouted grain bagel - was my mom trying to make me the outcast!?!?!?!

So you know what I did with that "hippie" lunch? Tossed it in the trash can! (if only I was more creative when I was little, I mean I could have gone to the roof of the school and chucked pieces at people I didn't like or something) But I am actually surprised the trash accepted it, I am now envisioning the trash rejecting it, the sandwich flying into the air and bursting like a firecracker... and showering tuna bits all over my fellow students - Oh man, if only that really happened.

(Yeah, that's cat food but really the same thing as canned tuna)

Any ways, so yea... after tossing it out, I would mooch off of my friends. I mean their parents were cool, actual bagels with cream cheese, pp&j, popcorn... scrumptious kid foods, DUH! But eventually the teachers caught on to my food wasting behavior and made me... eat in their one of their classrooms under their watchful eye.

That was one socially fatal lunch! Let's just say when I went to a different school in 6th grade, I signed up for the cafeteria meal plan and rebelled against my mother... 6 sugar cookies and a strawberry shortcake ice cream EVERY SINGLE DAY!

(Quite possibly the most scrumptious sustenance to ever touch your tongue!)

BAH HA HA HA! Oh what a "lovely" flash back... It's FLASH BACK FRIDAY! TOP NOTCH.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Work It!

E! Rocks

Hollywood Rocks

Life Rocks

I cannot get over how great it is to be out in LA. Seriously people, if you have dreams of moving somewhere, JUST DO IT! You have to get it out of your system (unless of course it works out for you, then WORK THAT SYSTEM).

I moved out here in January and I seriously think it has been the best decision of my life so far. I have wanted to move to LA since I... oh you know, popped out of the womb! And finally, after 23 years of telling every single person that I meet that I am going to move there, I UP AND DID IT! Now it's just time to make a name for myself! WORK IT! WORK IT!

(So many people may want the same thing as you... you just have to some how stand out from the crowd!)

Damn Tooth Fairy

I feel like I got my wisdom teeth pulled again.

Is that possible? Maybe I just have SO MUCH wisdom that a second set grew in my mouth and last night the tooth fairy decided she was jealous of my wisdom and decided to rip them out of my mouth while I was sleeping like a rock... or maybe she drugged me? Well she could have left me some pain pills under my pillow this morning because whoa dude...

Actually though, I know what it is from. I bit my cheek HARD CORE... I think two days ago, and now it feels like a freakin' mountain has grown on the inside of my mouth. I swear my speech is being affected by this ginormous mound that has taken up residency.

And no people, I know what some of you are all thinking. I do not have HERPES. So you can stop all those, "Oh my god, GiGi is infested" or "Ew, I don't want to know what has been going on in GiGi's mouth" comments swarming around your head right now. I just happen to have the jaws of LIFE in my mouth and got a little too into eating some food (or maybe it was chewing my beloved Orbit)...

Pretty much the moral of the story is... DO NOT PISS ME OFF OR I WILL BITE YOU.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Shout Outs!

So I have a couple shout outs to give right now...

#1 Shout Out: Melissa Kaskel's FINGER! If it weren't for her amazing finger landing on my second shout out's name... we wouldn't have gotten our head shots taken from a remarkably inexpensive, yet dedicated and awesome woman!

(No, not Melissa's FINGER... but, if the picture was expanded, you'd see it!)

#2 Shout Out: Linda Vanoff! You rock my world... although slightly premature (ha ha, premature... yea, that's not actually how I am referring to that term in this context, thanks dirty mind), I love this woman! I haven't actually seen the pictures she took of Melissa and I but next week I will give you all the full report! All I can say is that if I need a mom out here in LA, this is my go-to!

#3 Shout Out: Armen Atoyan! Um, yea, so I just spelled out your last name... it's kinda weird. And when you just use your initials it's AA... Hmmm.... but yea, I know you're not in AA... Any ways, the reason why I am shouting out to you is because you need to GET OUT OF YOUR FUNK ASAP! I told you that I would snap you out of it, so here is my minor first attempt... don't make me smack you, ha ha - Oh I would never!

Alright, that is all - if you want a shout out, DO SOMETHING STUNNINGLY MAJESTIC!

I'm High!

I am already celebrating 4-20! (Ha, sorry to disappoint all those who have been up since 4:20 a.m... I know, I started celebrating late!)

I am so high right now! Damn, I just indulged in my munchie cravings with a huge breakfast. (Hm, I think I even have some food in my teeth, delish - snack for later!)

No, no, no.... I am not that kind of high, I am high off of endorphins!

Common now, I know you're all thinking about toking up a blunt right now, but no I did not "wake and bake". Instead, I awoke and worked out! Now that is one high that's incredibly addicting... all of you should follow suit!

That's some top-notch, sick business right there! Seriously sweat-tastic... Well that's what being "high" does to ya!

(These rock stars get the job done!)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011


Ow! My shoulders are still burnt from Sunday's unknown roast fest - LOVELY... and no, I don't tan so I don't have anything to look forward to. Any ways... enough about my tomato-red shoulders.

Why does life absolutely rock?

Just had a fabulous meeting with Ben Lyons. He was very informative, down to earth and just plain awesome, didn't really expect anything less to be completely honest!

Whenever I am within sight of the E! buildings or walking on their ground, I just get this "cloud nine" feeling.

Is it possible to be in love with a building/network?

If I could marry it, I think I would be on one knee right now. Actually I probably would have been on one knee in uh, January when I started interning there! Luckily I get to stay through the summer, work my magic and who knows what may come. Perhaps the proposal will be the other way around? And while I have always said I am NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE - shit, in this case: I am already picking out my wedding dress!

(Glamorous, no? ha ha - I think the construction cones really accentuate the stunning structure!)

The birth of Dubagee!

(Stephanie & GiGi [that's me] being super professional @ work! Oh and we will be the two faces of the entertainment world - VERY soon!)


This blog is where I discuss with myself (and maybe if you decide to follow my blog, you too) the weird, kooky, boring, stunning, stupendous, awesome, ridiculous, fascinating and outstanding crap that goes on in my life and in my head!

This is TOP-NOTCH, Sick Business, right??

That's what I thought!