Saturday, April 23, 2011


Seriously... I AM NO GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY!!!!! And all it's advancements are just moving too damn fast for me!

Oh and what's worst is that I am COMPLETELY obsessed with it so when shit hits the fan (ie: something doesn't work)... I have a slight (yeah right, more like BALLS TO THE WALLS) panic attack!

Obviously my internet is working right now because I am... (AHEM) on the damn computer right (almost types WRITE... sweet) now, but it wasn't earlier and I was THISCLOSE to throwing my computer out the window and marching my ass on over to where ever Time Warner Cable's main HUB is and giving them a piece of my fed-up-bitchy mind! (I have a feeling they would say, "please wait in line" which makes NO SENSE considering they seem to have ALL THE FREE TIME IN THE WORLD TO CALL ME AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMES, don't ask, TRYING TO CONVINCE ME I NEED A SECOND LAND LINE PHONE NUMBER EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE EVEN ONE TO BEGIN WITH!)

When shit doesn't go the way I want it, I get angry! ha ha, but then again who doesn't?

I remember when I poured tea all over my computer and it's screen turned black. I fell to the floor in tears like one of my family members had passed away! Seriously, Niagara Falls was coming out of my face! So sad, but honestly, these days our entire lives are on our computers, blackberrys, iphones (my god, I am ridiculous I initially wrote EYE phone... it's obviously Saturday), etc and if our technology breaks, we are completely disconnected to the life around us!

The other day I was reading a forwarded e-mail about someone's blackberry not working and there must have been about 20 responses to aid her in her pursuit to "cure" her blackberry! (I wonder if there will ever be a phone created and called... Banana)

See, everyone is obsessed (PHEW - I am not the only one)... I am pretty sure you have ALL had your technology freak outs, so DON'T YOU DARE think I am a "freak" for crying when I essentially murdered my computer and for my tiny panic attack this morning!

1 comment:

  1. I just laughed. I love you. You are not a freak! AND I totally have done stuff similar to the "write" instead of "right" and "eye" instead of "i" lol :-) thanks for making me smile :-) and we live in a world where everything does revolve around technology. sometimes helpful. but sometimes i think we all become a little LITTLE too obsessed...