The Great Rift Valley in the US

So the other day I was looking in the mirror (wait, I do that everyday, duh!) and I couldn't help but notice this SEXY... yes very sexy wrinkle on my forehead. Just popped in to say "hey!"

But wait, it's not leaving, so yeah, it has taken up residence... it now no longer looks sexy.

Considering I want to get into TV hosting and be plastered (ha, nice verb for the subject matter, right?) on posters, magazine, TV screens, etc (yeah, I know airbrushing can take care of this effing Great Rift Valley on my forehead) I thought... "hm, what about botox? I mean I am almost 24... and starlets these days are getting it done as young as age 14," yeah I am looking at you... Hillary Duff - I know your secrets!

I explained my "FIASCO" to my mother but she of course told me to wait... she hasn't seen me in almost 5 months so really she has no idea how much this bad boy (I would spank you if I could?) has grown.




But how on earth can I wait now after reading that a damn EIGHT YEAR OLD had botox!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That's just ridiculous, I AM SORRY... Actually no, I am not sorry because blimey (dipping into some British lingo, yes) that is just preposterous! (ha ha, had to continue). Apparently we are never too young to mess with our looks although this story has made me come to the conclusion that I don't want to alter my face. I happen to like my nose. Ha.

I have to be frank though... I have actually never really had the desire to EVER get botox, it was more of a joke than anything... I mean when the time comes MAYBE but right now, nah, gotta flaunt what I have got... and I mean, I have ALWAYS wanted to go to Africa, so having a little bit of it on my forehead is almost as if I am there (when I close my eyes I see Rafiki and Mufasa!).

Hair-Raising!

So this might sound gross (but I don't effin' care)... and I promise I am going to take a shower after I write this post (mmm, shower!), but I haven't washed my hair since... FRIDAY! Now doesn't that sound delicious! I read somewhere that it's good not to wash your hair every day so yea, that's my excuse!

My hair is pretty gnarley right now though, oily and shit... probably could be formed into any of these crazy (and SEXY might I add?) dos!!

 (Rudolph comes early this year!)

 (Celebrating the fact that I am getting a new puppy!)

 (Hey, I am still a Wyoming girl at heart - perhaps if I encountered a bear she/he would think I were its cub!)

 (I no longer need to go on my African safari!)

 (Is that a Walrus... Sea Otter, Sabertooth tiger? Why haven't runway models been sporting this look?)

 

 (That do sort of looks like... fill in the blank! ha ha ha!)

(Holy Shit, best look ever! Giraffe's effin' rock! Emily & I would rock these bad boys every day!)

You know what? Now that I look at these, eff taking a shower. I am going to mold my slick hair into one of these ferocious animals! Which one should I rock?!?! Which one would YOU want to sport?

Shout Outs!

So I have a couple shout outs to give right now...


#1 Shout Out: Melissa Kaskel's FINGER! If it weren't for her amazing finger landing on my second shout out's name... we wouldn't have gotten our head shots taken from a remarkably inexpensive, yet dedicated and awesome woman!

(No, not Melissa's FINGER... but, if the picture was expanded, you'd see it!)

#2 Shout Out: Linda Vanoff! You rock my world... although slightly premature (ha ha, premature... yea, that's not actually how I am referring to that term in this context, thanks dirty mind), I love this woman! I haven't actually seen the pictures she took of Melissa and I but next week I will give you all the full report! All I can say is that if I need a mom out here in LA, this is my go-to!


#3 Shout Out: Armen Atoyan! Um, yea, so I just spelled out your last name... it's kinda weird. And when you just use your initials it's AA... Hmmm.... but yea, I know you're not in AA... Any ways, the reason why I am shouting out to you is because you need to GET OUT OF YOUR FUNK ASAP! I told you that I would snap you out of it, so here is my minor first attempt... don't make me smack you, ha ha - Oh I would never!

Alright, that is all - if you want a shout out, DO SOMETHING STUNNINGLY MAJESTIC!