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Reality Show Bonanza!

SERIOUSLY - there are about 5 billion reality shows about absolutely everything (or NOTHING - when you think about it) these days...

- Shows about whiny teenagers (The Hills, Laguna Beach, 16 and Pregnant, etc -- all MTV shows?)
- Shows about people losing weight (Biggest Loser, Work out, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, etc)
- Shows about people finding love (Bachelor, Bachelorette, Love in the Wild, etc)
- Shows about people risking their lives by performing ridiculous stunts (Big Brother, Survivor, etc)
- Shows about being stranded on deserted islands (Same as above + more)
- Shows about being rich (Real Housewives...)
- Shows about plastic surgery (Real Housewives...)
- Shows about celebrity lives (Um, really Paris, another show coming out about your life? The Simple Life was pretty hysterical - but I think Nicole is what made it funny... OKAY FINE I will watch an episode only because you told me I was really pretty when I met you!)
- Shows about.... yeah you get it!

Well yesterday I went hiking in Malibu with a guided tour (HIKES & BIKES LA)... and well, we (my mother and I... and of course the guide) were filmed for a reality show. Ha! Really, a reality show about hiking?

Actually, I am not entirely sure the show was 100% hiking cause that would be more dull than staring at a pile of shit... I actually think the show has something to do with starting a new company and wanting it to EXPLODE into the next "big thing" in outdoor sports and what not.

Any ways, it was fun filming, I was totally down with it (because I secretly want a reality show all to myself! ha ha ha ha) and I totally whooped my mom's ass (and this other dude... yeah, just envision another dude... you get it) when we had to climb up this FEROCIOUS sand dune five times. BOOO YA - My cardio for 2 hours a day comes in handy!! Screw all of you who think I am a complete nut job -HA HA, just kidding - cause I totally am!

So when will this be airing and on what network? Well apparently it will be on BRAVO this FALL but I will certainly keep you posted as the air date nears....

Hm, could I put this on my resume as experience? ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Car Dance

I LOOK LIKE A FROG! RIBBIT! 

*Disclaimer: If you are not a fan of loud music, high energy, techno type music, Ford Explorers and a chick making a fool of herself, then do not watch these movies. Also, no one was hurt in the making of these films (I didn't even strain my neck or anything!)

I am sorry but I have to occupy myself SOME HOW when I am driving through massive amounts of traffic!


*Armen, mid way through video # 2 I remembered your tip of turning the phone horizontal! ha ha, WHOOPS! 

Hosting Class Tonight

Psyching myself up for my first hosting class tonight! It's time to MOLD MYSELF into the host I want to be! Who would have though hosting isn't just some innate ability people are born with (you'd be surprised!)??

So... bring it on Marki Costello hosting class, bring it. Ha Ha.

I will keep you ALL posted on how this training goes! It could be awesome or it could suck more than getting a root canal but regardless it will be an experience!

Oh shit... is this class going to be worse than a tornado?!

"Never" Felt Worse

 

(When I went to Santa Monica I got my portrait drawn!)

Yup. I am sitting here mid-day in my apartment wrapped in about 4 soft as mink fir (mmm, mink fir) blankets watching TV as the sun shines outside and makes all the sexy bodies (and um, not so sexy... I am talking to you purple speedo!) laying out at the pool tan...

Still sick.

Earlier I was thinking, "ugh I have never felt worse" but WTF am I thinking, of course I have felt worse. It's funny when we all get sick. We all finally think in the NOW and think about how crappy we feel (without remembering what prior sicknesses were like).

All I know is that after I said, "ew I have never felt worse" I definitely retracted that statement because shit, I certainly HAVE! I mean, hello cecal volvulus!

So now I am going to think... just another cold. It will go soon enough and I will be back to normal. But for now, I am going to go back to my TV watching (GASP - I don't DO THIS DURING THE DAY!!!) and oh baby, it's getting sexy on screen, clothes are coming off... and NO I am not watching porn!

GiGi, PRETEND that it's pouring outside... maybe a blizzard. Yeah, in LA - sweet.

Love/Hate The $ Store

As I was driving to work, trying to hold in the 247823468236483 sneeze of the morning it hit me... I know EXACTLY where this cold came from....

It happened a few days ago, I decided to venture into unknown waters, wanting to see what a whole new world was like, after all I do love exploring... So I hit up... wait for it... the Dollar Store! Sick Business, right? (okay, okay, it's no crazy jungle like the Amazon Rainforest, but still... there were all walks of life in this place!)

So yeah, the second I parked in the lot, I knew this was going to be a crazy experience and really, crazy is a calm word to use for the mass crowds running around the store as if they were all stocking their bomb shelters for fear that a bomb were to hit at any second (oh shit, did I just jinx something?)...

As for myself, I mosied along the aisles taking in the sights of brand name products being sold at one FLIPPING dollar! How on earth is this possible? It doesn't make any sense... and why don't more people shop at these stores. Actually I take that back, I really don't need to have a stampede of people coming at me as I pick up the *gasp* last extra large, vanilla scented body lotion the store has... I just want to shop with peace.

During my little wandering spree (Oh Emily, how I wish you were there with me), I couldn't help but have a thought in the back of my mind... that the store was filthy. Every thing that I touched, I knew I was introducing some sort of bacteria onto my body... but I just couldn't care enough because I mean... Tide, Colgate, Tresemee, Earth Bound Organics... ALL AT ONE DOLLAR - Screw the germs, I am going in!

I walked out of that store... $8 down on two dish soap bottles, a few energy drinks (guilty pleasure), a cute little fake flower arrangment, hand soap and body wash. Eight bucks, really?!?!?! Little did I know, I picked up one other thing on the way out too... this ridiculous head cold I now have.

So the moral of this story? Screw it, go in for the "kill" save yourself a few bucks and purchase all your necessities at a dollar store, BUT beware!!! You might want to pick up some cold medication when you're there too...

Shout Outs!

So I have a couple shout outs to give right now...


#1 Shout Out: Melissa Kaskel's FINGER! If it weren't for her amazing finger landing on my second shout out's name... we wouldn't have gotten our head shots taken from a remarkably inexpensive, yet dedicated and awesome woman!

(No, not Melissa's FINGER... but, if the picture was expanded, you'd see it!)

#2 Shout Out: Linda Vanoff! You rock my world... although slightly premature (ha ha, premature... yea, that's not actually how I am referring to that term in this context, thanks dirty mind), I love this woman! I haven't actually seen the pictures she took of Melissa and I but next week I will give you all the full report! All I can say is that if I need a mom out here in LA, this is my go-to!


#3 Shout Out: Armen Atoyan! Um, yea, so I just spelled out your last name... it's kinda weird. And when you just use your initials it's AA... Hmmm.... but yea, I know you're not in AA... Any ways, the reason why I am shouting out to you is because you need to GET OUT OF YOUR FUNK ASAP! I told you that I would snap you out of it, so here is my minor first attempt... don't make me smack you, ha ha - Oh I would never!

Alright, that is all - if you want a shout out, DO SOMETHING STUNNINGLY MAJESTIC!

The birth of Dubagee!

(Stephanie & GiGi [that's me] being super professional @ work! Oh and we will be the two faces of the entertainment world - VERY soon!)

WELCOME TO DUBAGEE!

This blog is where I discuss with myself (and maybe if you decide to follow my blog, you too) the weird, kooky, boring, stunning, stupendous, awesome, ridiculous, fascinating and outstanding crap that goes on in my life and in my head!


This is TOP-NOTCH, Sick Business, right??


That's what I thought!