Hair-Raising!

So this might sound gross (but I don't effin' care)... and I promise I am going to take a shower after I write this post (mmm, shower!), but I haven't washed my hair since... FRIDAY! Now doesn't that sound delicious! I read somewhere that it's good not to wash your hair every day so yea, that's my excuse!

My hair is pretty gnarley right now though, oily and shit... probably could be formed into any of these crazy (and SEXY might I add?) dos!!

 (Rudolph comes early this year!)

 (Celebrating the fact that I am getting a new puppy!)

 (Hey, I am still a Wyoming girl at heart - perhaps if I encountered a bear she/he would think I were its cub!)

 (I no longer need to go on my African safari!)

 (Is that a Walrus... Sea Otter, Sabertooth tiger? Why haven't runway models been sporting this look?)

 

 (That do sort of looks like... fill in the blank! ha ha ha!)

(Holy Shit, best look ever! Giraffe's effin' rock! Emily & I would rock these bad boys every day!)

You know what? Now that I look at these, eff taking a shower. I am going to mold my slick hair into one of these ferocious animals! Which one should I rock?!?! Which one would YOU want to sport?

Dancing Chihuahuas

I was driving around earlier today and at an intersection I saw two Chihuahuas and some other mangy mutt going to TOWN... and actually thought to myself (while hysterically laughing considering I grew up and still own a few German Shepherds)... "cat fight"? Then I thought... I wonder what those little rats are THINKING right now.

Dog on Left: I want a dog biscuit... I need a dog biscuit... I am going through withdrawal!
Dog on Right: Holy shit, you look like a possessed Easter Bunny.

See asshole, we're not meant to wear clothes!

I am going to kung-fu the next Doberman that tries to eat me.
Bondage puppy?

Do I look like I would be able to save someone from a burning building? In about 5 seconds I am going to rip this FLIPPING RIDICULOUS outfit off and shove it down your throat... 5...4...

DOG ON LEFT: Aw man, get the hell off of me, you smell like the shit I took earlier today.
DOG ON RIGHT: I want pancakes.

BACK AWAY FROM MY EFFIN' GREEN BLANKET BITCH! NOWWWW!

That's right, you only wish you had as nice of a head of hair as I do. Oh wait, you do... since I stole it from your bedroom.

If this doesn't scare away all the bullies at the dog park, I am going to become a cat and stay inside forever.