Mommy Shout Out!

This day is a little sad.

I haven't seen my mom since early January. This is the l o n g e s t I have gone without seeing her. Luckily she will be visiting me at the end of the month (although she is coming to help me with as I get a very invasive procedure done where I need to get DRUGGED - so that is not exactly the most fun time to spend with her, ha ha) but I cannot help but feel a TAD bit sad today as everyone else is eating brunch/lunch/dinner with their mothers... or are doing other fun activities.

My day with my mom will come though!

I love you so much mom. I could seriously ramble on and on about why I love you so very much. I mean, you gave me life, you tell me like it is (no sugar coating), you listen to everything I say and offer advice, yadda, yadda (my mom doesn't read this blog so really I am just writing this to remind myself, ha ha, and really I can just talk to myself). Pretty much what I want to say is...

I LOVE YOU MOMMY!!!!! 

I will try my hardest to make you proud of me.

MiMi, Je t'adore! (MiMi is my grandmother, whom I actually JUST CALLED - go me! PS: She is French... wait, my whole family is... but I am always reminded when I talk to her or my grandfather because they still have VERY thick accents even though they moved to the states... uh, a long ass time ago. More power to them. If anything I am just jealous.)

Don't forget to treat your mother with complete and utter respect today!

Wait... you should be doing that every single day!


**Oh and to all my aunts and female cousins who have children: happy mother's day to you as well!


myLot User Profile

Car Dance

I LOOK LIKE A FROG! RIBBIT! 

*Disclaimer: If you are not a fan of loud music, high energy, techno type music, Ford Explorers and a chick making a fool of herself, then do not watch these movies. Also, no one was hurt in the making of these films (I didn't even strain my neck or anything!)

I am sorry but I have to occupy myself SOME HOW when I am driving through massive amounts of traffic!


*Armen, mid way through video # 2 I remembered your tip of turning the phone horizontal! ha ha, WHOOPS! 

An Ode To Billy Madison

*Disclaimer: I do drop the F-Bomb! My bad... It's just part of the daily vocab!

*PS: To Armen, I promise I will NEVER EVER EVER make videos like this again! ha ha ha ha... AKA: I will flip my phone vertical so there will be no more BLACK!

Freakin' HOT... both me & LA (ha!)

Wo Wo! I love the damn iPhone! My first of MANY videos to come... all of me complaining I am sure, ha!


**And NO: I AM NOT NAKED! I am wearing a strapless shirt!

Hosting Class Tonight

Psyching myself up for my first hosting class tonight! It's time to MOLD MYSELF into the host I want to be! Who would have though hosting isn't just some innate ability people are born with (you'd be surprised!)??

So... bring it on Marki Costello hosting class, bring it. Ha Ha.

I will keep you ALL posted on how this training goes! It could be awesome or it could suck more than getting a root canal but regardless it will be an experience!

Oh shit... is this class going to be worse than a tornado?!

Hair-Raising!

So this might sound gross (but I don't effin' care)... and I promise I am going to take a shower after I write this post (mmm, shower!), but I haven't washed my hair since... FRIDAY! Now doesn't that sound delicious! I read somewhere that it's good not to wash your hair every day so yea, that's my excuse!

My hair is pretty gnarley right now though, oily and shit... probably could be formed into any of these crazy (and SEXY might I add?) dos!!

 (Rudolph comes early this year!)

 (Celebrating the fact that I am getting a new puppy!)

 (Hey, I am still a Wyoming girl at heart - perhaps if I encountered a bear she/he would think I were its cub!)

 (I no longer need to go on my African safari!)

 (Is that a Walrus... Sea Otter, Sabertooth tiger? Why haven't runway models been sporting this look?)

 

 (That do sort of looks like... fill in the blank! ha ha ha!)

(Holy Shit, best look ever! Giraffe's effin' rock! Emily & I would rock these bad boys every day!)

You know what? Now that I look at these, eff taking a shower. I am going to mold my slick hair into one of these ferocious animals! Which one should I rock?!?! Which one would YOU want to sport?

"Never" Felt Worse

 

(When I went to Santa Monica I got my portrait drawn!)

Yup. I am sitting here mid-day in my apartment wrapped in about 4 soft as mink fir (mmm, mink fir) blankets watching TV as the sun shines outside and makes all the sexy bodies (and um, not so sexy... I am talking to you purple speedo!) laying out at the pool tan...

Still sick.

Earlier I was thinking, "ugh I have never felt worse" but WTF am I thinking, of course I have felt worse. It's funny when we all get sick. We all finally think in the NOW and think about how crappy we feel (without remembering what prior sicknesses were like).

All I know is that after I said, "ew I have never felt worse" I definitely retracted that statement because shit, I certainly HAVE! I mean, hello cecal volvulus!

So now I am going to think... just another cold. It will go soon enough and I will be back to normal. But for now, I am going to go back to my TV watching (GASP - I don't DO THIS DURING THE DAY!!!) and oh baby, it's getting sexy on screen, clothes are coming off... and NO I am not watching porn!

GiGi, PRETEND that it's pouring outside... maybe a blizzard. Yeah, in LA - sweet.