An Ode To Billy Madison

*Disclaimer: I do drop the F-Bomb! My bad... It's just part of the daily vocab!

*PS: To Armen, I promise I will NEVER EVER EVER make videos like this again! ha ha ha ha... AKA: I will flip my phone vertical so there will be no more BLACK!

Work It!

E! Rocks


Hollywood Rocks


Life Rocks


I cannot get over how great it is to be out in LA. Seriously people, if you have dreams of moving somewhere, JUST DO IT! You have to get it out of your system (unless of course it works out for you, then WORK THAT SYSTEM).


I moved out here in January and I seriously think it has been the best decision of my life so far. I have wanted to move to LA since I... oh you know, popped out of the womb! And finally, after 23 years of telling every single person that I meet that I am going to move there, I UP AND DID IT! Now it's just time to make a name for myself! WORK IT! WORK IT!

(So many people may want the same thing as you... you just have to some how stand out from the crowd!)

Damn Tooth Fairy

I feel like I got my wisdom teeth pulled again.


Is that possible? Maybe I just have SO MUCH wisdom that a second set grew in my mouth and last night the tooth fairy decided she was jealous of my wisdom and decided to rip them out of my mouth while I was sleeping like a rock... or maybe she drugged me? Well she could have left me some pain pills under my pillow this morning because whoa dude...


Actually though, I know what it is from. I bit my cheek HARD CORE... I think two days ago, and now it feels like a freakin' mountain has grown on the inside of my mouth. I swear my speech is being affected by this ginormous mound that has taken up residency.


And no people, I know what some of you are all thinking. I do not have HERPES. So you can stop all those, "Oh my god, GiGi is infested" or "Ew, I don't want to know what has been going on in GiGi's mouth" comments swarming around your head right now. I just happen to have the jaws of LIFE in my mouth and got a little too into eating some food (or maybe it was chewing my beloved Orbit)...


Pretty much the moral of the story is... DO NOT PISS ME OFF OR I WILL BITE YOU.

E!

Ow! My shoulders are still burnt from Sunday's unknown roast fest - LOVELY... and no, I don't tan so I don't have anything to look forward to. Any ways... enough about my tomato-red shoulders.

Why does life absolutely rock?

Just had a fabulous meeting with Ben Lyons. He was very informative, down to earth and just plain awesome, didn't really expect anything less to be completely honest!


Whenever I am within sight of the E! buildings or walking on their ground, I just get this "cloud nine" feeling.

Is it possible to be in love with a building/network?

If I could marry it, I think I would be on one knee right now. Actually I probably would have been on one knee in uh, January when I started interning there! Luckily I get to stay through the summer, work my magic and who knows what may come. Perhaps the proposal will be the other way around? And while I have always said I am NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE - shit, in this case: I am already picking out my wedding dress!

(Glamorous, no? ha ha - I think the construction cones really accentuate the stunning structure!)